obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017

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Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

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obama fish

the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.

I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?

Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.

by md frena 5 and vogel March 15, 2022

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