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dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.
Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.
by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014
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dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours
Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana
by Sike mcott June 11, 2014
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Banana Shaming

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.
Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.
by BeeTleet August 19, 2014
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Banana Ribs

People who have soft and easy bruising rib cages.
Jenny: I barely touched his body and he had a bruise.
Tyler: Then that guy has some banana ribs.
by Whatwhatokman June 10, 2015
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Banana Foster

When you rub bananas over your penis then receive oral sex.
Man my girl came over and gave me the best banana foster!
by Keshyrae August 25, 2015
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Banana Stuffer

when you put a condom on a banana and mash it and then freeze it and use it as a dildo
girl) i just made a banana stuffer
boy) ew
by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
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