The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020
The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
by Pillcosvy April 09, 2022
Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.
by HookerHuey June 09, 2024
When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
by Waldorfhysterica December 02, 2022
by Bobroz April 19, 2021
When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
by Cream master December 01, 2021
A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with
by Yursuzz February 16, 2025