Isabelle and Tommy

They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.

Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!

by F33t 3at3r June 26, 2022

Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

TOMMIE

The name gIven to:
A. 21y0F. Orphan child that h8. Helping others to do the right thing w/ pure intentions.

Fried 0r.I.p.s. Islyltd
4 ppl she wuv.

Usually does things backwards but ever once

In blue’ Moon findS.heRself doing all good things the most impoRtant natural function you @ll M.K.0. Simply breathing easier caressed with lullabies of a heartbeat.

Tdawg: I can’t fw tommie after she just walked out like that.

D1: yeah I dunno they all seem pretty pissed.
Tommie: What didn’t I do this time?

by Lttdg September 26, 2022

Tommy

a godly man who made a shit ton of definitions

holy frick it's tommy

by raybeez February 10, 2022

Tommy Ly

An alcoholic that is covered in dried cum and tears perpetually.

I hate going to Downtown, there's always a bunch of Tommy Ly there.

by Perpetualism October 11, 2019