pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others

dude.. im pie as a rock right now

by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

tutie pie

they are so cute that you can't even make the "c" sound so it gets turned into tute :)

this is when someone is so tute you want to contain them in the form of a pie and eat them all up. yum yum!

THE MOST TUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

My boyfriend gives me compliments and takes great care of me, he is such a tutie pie! :D hehe

by babylovex3 December 17, 2012

Pepper the pie

Overdoing something. Going to an extreme. Taking things too far. Good things done to the point where they are no longer good.

You don’t need to pepper the pie; the party will be just fine without the cupcakes.

by EnglishTeaxher September 19, 2022

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Wisconsin Pie

When you order a cheese pizza and dip it in milk.

Dude, I'm hungry. Want to get a Wisconsin Pie?

by Chonsa March 03, 2017