Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast December 19, 2015
Dragon Dad
The best Dad in the entire world.
-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah
Also God Aloah:
Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.
Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu
The best Dad in the entire world.
-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah
Also God Aloah:
Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.
Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu
" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"
by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021
A dad selfie
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.
2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.
by Blessed light January 16, 2022
Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 15, 2023
by Nigga lord June 22, 2022
by cerealcat45 February 21, 2023
Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro
by MW2 Freak December 10, 2011