Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013

Lol's dad

Softer term for raping someone, taken from a character from the british drama "This is England '86"

I'm going to lol's dad the shit out of you.

by AcrobatLOL October 28, 2010

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015

Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.

"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."

by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016