Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

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Cum sock dildo

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Cum sock dildo is not for your every day pussy

by Your ugly mom May 17, 2022

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sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

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five inch dildo

words used to describe someone who is moderately endowed.

Jonh is hung like a five inch dildo.

by sassafras July 26, 2005

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The inflatable pocket dildo is a hollow rubber prosthetic penis that can be deflated when not in use. The IPD, like all dildos is a marital aide and a substitute for a real penis. The IPD is very convenient because it is relatively discreet, when there is no air in it. The top of the line IPD has a keychain attached to the base for ultimate convenience. All IPDs come in 2 sizes- travel and Moby

1-What is that thing on Mrs. M's keychain?
2-Dude, it's her inflatable pocket dildo!
1-Gross.

by Benjb13 February 26, 2011

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Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

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