book insomnia

When a book is so good you can't fall asleep because you'd have to stop reading.

"Man, you look tired."

"Yeah, I didn't sleep last night, I had book insomnia."

by Wht2Read February 29, 2020

Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.

Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.

by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013

book spines

Used in literary circles, it's a slang term for bullshit.

Saxons, wood nymphs and berserkers roaming the woods in Modern day Pennsylvania is just a lot of book spines.

by sepaman October 9, 2013

mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check

hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"

by bzurm June 18, 2012

Book teacher

A teacher of college or high school level who does nothing but teach right out of the book word for word. This kind of teacher is worthless and has no place in or education system.

That teacher sucks, he's a book teacher. teach horrible

by Eatmyassmr.m January 17, 2012

Scrollin' the Book

Scrolling up and down your Facebook newsfeed.

I was Scrollin' the Book for an hour today.

by DEWEYJR January 19, 2012

book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh December 8, 2011