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Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.
by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015
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Band Nerd

Someone who loves band... Usually has friends in band but they most likley play the same instrument as them. Band Nerds usually are in school band or small ensembles However, their is a HUGE difference between Band Geeks and Band Nerds, Band Nerd is usually an insult...
That Band Nerd always has her flute with her
by EmilyRose2001 July 17, 2015
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Fongoo Band

a local rock/reggae band from Davao City, Philippines with members namely: Jan Gharner Narciso, Charl Shervin Arado, James Kitt Geralde and Junevic Baritua.
by fongoo August 30, 2012
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Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
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Band Kid

A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.

They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023
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Band Hall

A building where the band practices, much like a band room except it’s an actual building. A place where band geeks hang out, play their instruments, scream, laugh at people, change clothes, and usually walk around barefoot. Band geeks will usually sit here and hang out with other band geeks until the band director yells at them to leave.
Abbi: hey are you going to stay and hang out at the band hall after practice today?
Christian: of course.
by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019
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Fantano Band

A band (usually somewhat obscure) that has been popularized by Youtube's music critic, Anthony Fantano.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Protomartyr album?
Person 2: Protomartyr? Never heard of em. Wait, is that another one of those Fantano Bands?
Person 1: Yeah, they're awesome.
by OlyGrunge December 11, 2018
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