9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

February 9

A day kind angels are born on. Being born on February 9 is a very lucky day and month to be born on. You will become happy and successful in this beautiful world. Please treat these people kind as they will give you good luck. Your really lucky if your friends with someone born on this day. They are funny, good looking, kind and great humans.

i was born on February 9

by flow111 April 15, 2022

Phase 9

Primarily in Military context. The state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/IET training. Typically started by the soldier's significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they're gone.

Soldier 1: Dude, I just got Phase 9'd by that bitch.

Soldier 2: For real?

Soldier 1: Yeah man, not cool.

by Charyn September 19, 2010

june 9

National appreciate your favorite cousin day

june 9 is when i can show off my favorite cousin

by hnfygb June 9, 2022

november 9

Ask your crush out day, or get slapped upside the head

You: Hey
Crush: Hey
You: Its November 9 and I really like you do you wanna date?
Crush: Yes

by Rentmice November 8, 2020

twackin on the 9

when someone said something that don’t make sense or dumb

marii: i don’t wanna get married but i want to be married

chino: you twackin on the 9

by yahhhh yeet June 18, 2019

9/11

buzzkill; when you are high, something hits you, no longer high

Was high as balls, then Caleb called and 9/11'ed me with some bullshit

by 666tacos September 11, 2020