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Douche Snap 

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!
*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.
Douche Snap by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010
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Oh snap! 

An expression meaning that one has been surprised by what has just occured. It is similar to saying "wow" or "holy crap" but implies a more laid back manner.
"So did you see the new... OH SNAP! A guy just ran buy with a katana!"
Oh snap! by Vincent McGuyver March 8, 2007

nap snap 

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.
Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...
nap snap by YAWA December 25, 2019

bend and snap 

A maneuver, based on the movie "Legally Blonde", that can be used by females to attract guys. To do one, the subject drops something (possibly an imaginary object) in front of the intended target and, as she bends to pick it up, suddenly snaps up and supports her boobs
In my experience it has a 98% success rate at getting a man's attention AND, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called "the bend and snap."
bend and snap by Twisted Code December 3, 2015
Aw snap! That bitch just got smacked!
aw snap by Morgan Gore June 19, 2003

Jean Snap 

(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!

Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Jean Snap by Hackermeyer December 17, 2008

fiery snap dragon 

A woman whose genitals are infected with herpes.
"oh man you don't want to get that... She's a fiery snap dragon"-Charlie
"Oh, thanks man, I wouldn't want to wake up with the herp."-Alex.