sucking guff

The art of positioning one's self to enable the ability to draw air into the anus with the intention of having a fart marathon....
martyn took his favourite postion of hanging off the bed with his arse in the air ready for the sucking guff marathon. You could hear his anus open and draw air inside before he let off a volley of anal bangs.
by kez the wez August 22, 2009
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Sucking of the Penis

It is when a Female(if gay a male or if u are very flexable) places his lips around the male reproductive organ, Penis(aka Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger) and bounces up and down performing a blowjob
Sucking a dick
I need ur Jizz
What are you doing u little devilish creature mroe more more
by I can see you Dopp January 8, 2005
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Youtube and suck

Getting a blowjob when you are watching your favorite youtuber or watching a livestream on youtube
Me and my girl just did youtube and suck
by BIGDADDYTYRONE January 13, 2016
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bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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suck and spin

What Inaros does on a daily basis. Sucks people and spins sand. Also what Garen does in fanfics.
Did you hear? Timmy was caught doing the suck and spin again, the little freak.
by Qwertyblahblahblah December 15, 2017
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sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons
by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021
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Suck-Up

(noun)
In short, someone who will bend over backwards to blow the guy looking over their shoulder.

An individual who makes frequent, obvious, and sometimes disingenuous attempts to impress, please, or win favor with people who are either in a position of authority over them, or who have something that they want. One can be a suck-up because they wish to gain something tangible (promotion/pay, favors, gifts, etc.) by pleasing the other person, or because of a pathological need to be liked by others, the former being more common. At least a few suck-ups can be found in most workplaces.

Similar: brown-noser, teacher's pet, kiss-ass, ass kisser, yes-man.

(verb)
To "suck up" (two words, usually not hyphenated) is the act of being a suck-up.

Similar: Brown-nose, brown-nosing, ass-kissing.
(noun)
Guy 1) Wow, dude. Jerry is running all over Hell and creation to make his boss happy. I'm surprised he hasn't bent over backwards to blow the guy yet.
Guy 2) Yeah, well promotions are right around the corner and Jerry's a world-class suck-up.

(verb)
Guy 1) Is there anything else I can do for you today, sir? Do you need a cup of coffee, perhaps?
Guy 2) Jerry, don't suck up to me. Nobody's getting Christmas bonuses this year and that includes you.
by DeltaWhiskey141 May 11, 2022
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