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50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment
*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"
by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015
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$50 = $49,999,950

It is an INVESTMENT by JAMIE DIMON in JP MORGAN CHASE that is being wagered.

It is an MCA OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN insurance policy.

It only works in NEXT LEVEL METAMATHEMATICAL secrecy.
Well with that obvious success of managing to HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS ONE AND HOMONGENSEXUAL TRESPASS TWO plus SAN MATEO CHASE branch putting off this CATHARCTIC PERSONALITY ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE as ALAN I WALDMAN is that investment of $50 gotten out of his hide as JAMIE DIMON is in the driver's seat to make $50 = $49,999,950 to in turn equal that cool $50,000,000.

OK , ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE yes this PED0PHILE has knowledge about what premium to charge for a $50,000,000 one day term LIFE medical policy as $50 = $49,999,950 if the EVENT OCCURS AGAIN.

Hey AMICI'S and DION YAGHOOBI DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS at SOFIA'S PIZZA EAST has all that power being in LAS VEGAS along with STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA to push ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE out of every pizza place and ITALIAN RESTAURANT as just by wagering a cool $50 = $49,999,950 OUT of EATILY success and those HOMOSEXUAL OPPRESSORS to slam dunk end up by phone calling the PIZZA CONVENTION of all ITALIAN PIZZA and EATERIES including the DOMINOES that SEAN BARRINGTON SHARON LINDA BARRINTON'S SON works at given she had a friendly CORAL SPRINGS LAS VEGAS formerly MAMA'S AND PAPA'S PIZZA lengthy conversation with SLEEPY HEAD himself DION YAGHOOBI , who said to SHARON, "no worries, I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING ", even as late a TOPOLOGY BOOK of his at AMICI'S and commit that motherfucker ASSH0LE as don't worry everyone can "DO THE MATH".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 18, 2022
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50 Fucks

Means a person to not give "50 fucks" about shit
by Jay-T February 19, 2023
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50

When someone is an inconsistent shooter NBA 2K
My Guard is a 50.
by Zunox February 4, 2023
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50 shades of fucked up

When a person is extremely intoxicated on every possible thing in their reach.
Daniel was 50 shades of fucked up at the party lastnight.
by aviloigtrwhi October 18, 2022
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50

Kaiden is 50 at 2k cuz he can't shoot
by Tp5f June 13, 2022
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50

50 is a nickname for 50 cent.

50 cent is a rapper.
by Purpose Inc. January 2, 2017
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