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Zonked

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"
by Bengonto June 10, 2023
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Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
by NiggaWord November 4, 2022
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Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning
"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"
by Itchy Rat April 23, 2020
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Zonk Off, Squeeb!

It basically means “Fuck off you loser
1: I kick puppies
2: “Zonk Off, Squeeb!”
by uproxide February 2, 2023
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Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.
I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.
by Biggest chungus January 19, 2019
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zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.
A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.
by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024
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Zonked

Zonked
When you are so high that you act retarded. You are fucking zonked.
Dave: Yo, do you want to go Walmart real quick to put up some snacks?
Zach: Fuck no man. I’m zonked as hell I can’t go anywhere.
Dave: Bro it’s fine nobody will care. Besides we are adults. We can do this.
Zach: No bro. You don’t understand I am fucking zooted, i’m drawlin so hard right now. I am so fucking zonked.
by I’m so high right now April 10, 2021
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