zapper

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell

can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks

aw man i just had a zapper

by SebaliMotherTrucker November 3, 2023

Zapped

Adjective used to describe a lack of brain activity in someone’s thoughts and actions.

Ted: “Diet Coke is far better and healthier than water!”
James: “You’re zapped as fuck.”

by heisenword April 28, 2024

zapped

word to describe people who have taken one too many zaps and is looking like Zappy.

"Holy shit! Menery is ZAPPED rn!"

by bobzaps.com March 3, 2025

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

sontr zappel

call center. used when someone is speaking gibberish or dropping SAT words just to brag.

person1: I'm in desperate need of being infatuated!!
person2: u in the sontr zappel or what? just say u wanna fuck chile.

by meadowbitch April 23, 2025

It's Zappening

A phrase that can be said to describe Mike Pence

Jane says to James "Mike pence wants to provide Electro shock therapy for homosexuals "
James replies "It's Zappening"

by Captain Nuggies March 11, 2017