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YOWZA!

A more interesting and friendlier way of saying hello,wassup,hi,how'dy,hey

Must be said in a'WASSUP' budweiser ad kind of way when answering your phone or when calling a friend!

Saying this when answering your phone deters the most pissed off friend from telling you off as they are now thinking "what the hell did you just say!" No one can be truly mad at you once you've uttered it!
Pissed off friend calls and you answer: "Yowza!"

They say: "Wot!"

You say again: "Yowza!"

They say "LOL, Yowza!?"

(They are now completely confused as to why and what they were mad at you about in the first place)

...........

You call a friend they answer "hello"

You reply "YOWZA"

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by moanerlissa72 May 20, 2009
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Yowzas!

Something you can say when you get hurt, when you see something exciting, when you're surprised, or get knifed in Call Of Duty (or other games). It is less popular than it should be.
One guy: "You've never seen her? Yowzas, man!"
(shows his friend a picture of a hottie)
His friend: "YOWZAS!"

Somebody gets shot in the head in Black Ops by a guy behind him: "YOWZAS!"
by UberWeinerSchnitzel May 2, 2011
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Yowza

exclamation of extreme such as when you slam a body part in a door -
Yowza! That hurt!

nickname for your favorite girlfriend

Yowza, move over.
Yowza! That hurt!
Yowza, move over.
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Yozzy

You really got to hand it to Yozzy... because she usually can’t reach it.
by Grace Last Name January 1, 2018
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yozarith

Yozarith is weird and very fine.She will care deeply about those who care the same for her.Never do her wrong because she also cares about herself and anyone who does her like that will have the same back.Anyone who has her around will be the most luckiest person in this world.She brightens everyone's day with her amazing smile and with her beautiful self.Every boy will try to be with because of how amazing she is.
"Damn Yozarith is so fine!"
"Yea I'm dating her and her smile gets even better."
by Rubius November 17, 2018
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Yowza

The word of magic. This word if you say it you got big dick and not gay
Yowza
by Bill 4 December 19, 2019
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yezza

A hood alternative to the word yessir originating from Chad Hildemans balls.
Yezza!
by Too Black September 17, 2020
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