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god has given you a body and kicked your face

A very sincere comment to a girl, whose body is sexy but her face looks like an accident.
"gosh, wtf is this? It seems like god has given her a body but kicked her face"!!!
by phlegmat March 24, 2005
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smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone
God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off
by harleywood December 31, 2008
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So is your face

A come back which throws your opponent so far off the argument, that you HAVE to win the fight! If done right, no can defend against!
I don't want you to ever talk to your friend Tina again.

Really, why not?

Becuase she's a bitch and she stinks.

Well, so is your face!
by Skyynet September 6, 2009
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Fuck Your Face

A vulgar hybrid of the classic "kiss my ass" and "fuck you" insults.

A person says "fuck your face" to exhibit a deep hatred of everything another person embodies as people are generally identified by their faces. Contrary to how it sounds, it is meant only to express deep hatred and is not in any way a request for future action by the recipient.
by AlexisIrene October 16, 2008
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
by (GM) January 15, 2009
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so's your face

A universal comeback to any witty remark someone makes at your expense. Do not worry about context, because it makes sense in ANY context... always.
From Scrubs:

JD: ...if you bring sarcasm my way, baby, prepare to be stung!

Elliot: J.D.--

J.D.: So's your face.

Elliot: That doesn't even make any sense.

J.D.: "So's your face" always makes sense.

Carla: J.D., that's stupid.

J.D.: So's your face! I'm on fire! Heyoooo!

JD leaves victorious.

Laster that day:

Elliot: Oh, what's the matter, J.D., freezer got your tongue?

J.D.: That doesn't even make any sense!

Elliot: So's your face!

J.D.'s Thoughts: Dammit! Walked into that one!
by Elias Creed May 6, 2007
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