National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 21, 2010

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

Digging your own grave

Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.

"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.

by Suburbanz71 May 31, 2019

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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

too smart for your own good

1. Overconfident or cocky.

2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

4. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good or too big for your britches.

Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 21, 2007

toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

by khortsarethenewjorts May 9, 2011