Cock your dish

When you go to fart and you aim your butt in another direction

Me : Sorry I just let one rip! .
Friend:.. did u at least cock your dish the other way?

by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

jamaican suck your cock

kofi kingston finishing move

Kofi Kingston is about to hit the Jamaican Suck Your Cock!

by kingstonkofi May 1, 2022

National show the homies your cock day

Show your cock to the homies!
May 18

Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!

by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022

cock your hole

put a cock in your hole

A: Yo bitch, why are you so slow?
B: Cock your hole, my bag is heavy.

by anonymous April 15, 2022

duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

by JZKees March 13, 2022