A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
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