yoga dick 

Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.

Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!

yoga dick by f5snopro February 12, 2010

Yoga pants season 

That special time of year when the weather cools down and yoga pants replace shorts on girls' closets

Bro fall is almost here. You know what that means. YOGA PANTS SEASON!!!!

Yoga pants season by the_dread_head_wonder September 8, 2015

yoga butt 

The ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. Only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga butt. It is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. A yoga butt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. It is very sexy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

Thus a yoga butt is a status symbol. Only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. Its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major ass kicking.

I'm so pissed she took my boyfried I could kill her, but I better not try because even though I'm bigger she has a yoga butt and she would destroy my fat ass.

My boyfriend has a yoga butt and he can fuck better than anybody else on the planet.

yoga butt by yoga lover February 2, 2008

Yoga Bitch

A really hot female with an athletic and toned body whose philosophy to the practice of yoga carries over into other areas of life, sometimes right and sometimes wrong, and sometimes an annoyance to jealous bitches.

Co-worker #1: "Yoga Bitch sure works hard at her job. Our clients mostly love her. I'll admit she has an awesome body. She is such a bitch though. The other day I asked if ever she ate doughnuts. She patted my belly and asked if ever I did sit-ups. The bitch. I'm a lot bigger, I think I could take her." (Bites down into a doughnut.)
Co-worker #2: "Doubtful. I've seen her hold a plank for over 5 minutes."

Yoga Bitch by yogabitch May 16, 2011

yoga twitter 

A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.

“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.

yoga twitter by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016

Yoga-Nigga 

"Yoga-Nigga is grown man with a grown ass crib that has a cool vibe. In many cases his crib will have tasteful art, a hookah, candles, incense, lavendar scented oil, an electric fireplace and a fire pit. His space will also include clean towels, glasses, silverware and plates. This dude doesn't actually do yoga but according to the ratchets who are only used to being in the company of thug niggas they can only understand this type of peculiar guy to be a Yoga-Nigga.

..Maybe it was the way I stretched my leg while turning on my electric fireplace but she randomly blurts out ..

"I know what kind of nigga you are , you a yoga-nigga!"

Yoga-Nigga by msnikkistar December 30, 2016

Yoga ball 

Pronun key: (Yoh-gah-ball)
Noun
1.A giant rubber ball, used for Yoga, a type of exercise, in which they bend, and flew over the ball, to become more bendable, and more flexible.
2. A giant rubber ball, which people use for Ball ball, in which, the baller/Jumper, holds the ball and the charger rams into the ball, "launching" the baller.

1.Person 1:Wanna go do some yoga?
person 2: Alright, I gotta get flexible anyways. I'll get the yoga ball.

2.Person 1:Yo! Let's go be idiots and play some ball ball!
person 2: Alright man! Let's go!

10 minutes later.
person 2:I knew I shouldn't have been the baller...
person 1: It's just a broken leg, you're fine.

Yoga ball by Me-Hung-Low August 19, 2006