yodeling

to give a women oral sex

damn dude, i was yodeling in her valley until she avalanched in my mouth

by talon112991 June 29, 2008

yodeling hickup fucker

yodeling is an excellent breathing exercise used to help control an orgasm of a guy so he lasts longer. so when a guy is doing a women in the v-hole while yodeling and then accidentally puts it in her butt unexpectedly her orgasm moans turn into a spontaneous hickup often caused by deep inhales and exhales.

Guy "So I was doing my girlfriend last night and I was yodeling and she was hickuping, I just really thought I was in a very strange Swedish porn video. Can you give me any advise?

Psychiatrist "Yes. Your a yodeling hickup fucker."

When I left the room after experiencing anunusual sex incident with the wife, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and said "Your a Yodeling Hickup Fucker."

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009

Yodeling hoes

When ugly ass hoes try to fuck with you by spreading rumors and bullshit.

Boy 1: Yo those girls over there were spreading rumors about Amy getting tip
Boy 2: Bro, them some yodeling hoes right there

by wgmn February 26, 2017

yodeling starfish

An unwashed anus passing wind

Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face

by Loopydave February 12, 2020

yodelingilianna

The coolest, funniest person you will ever follow or meet on the app TIKTOK. SHe hates herself but loves herself at times. she used to be a 4freakshow fan. (IDK IF SHE STILL IS)

"I follow yodelingilianna on tiktok she's funny and hot"

by Yodelingilianna June 1, 2021

walmart yodeling boy

A 10 year old boy who somehow got to perform at coachella 2018 for being fucking obnoxious. honestly i'm pissed because this kid who sang fucking country in a Walmart gets invited to the Ellen show, then fucking coachella. ive been wanting to go to coachella my whole life, and this kid gets in for free. this is why i fucking hate people.

GUY: Did you see that Walmart yodeling boy video, its so fucking funny

GIRL: Yeah, its retarded

by BradLilly May 29, 2018

Yelling at the Eggs

Pointless, futile, fruitless; An exercise in futility; exerting useless effort; a contemporary update of "pissing in the wind."

i.e, standing in front of a microwave oven, screaming "Hurry up!!"

Etymology: the October 2009 declaration of CDC Director Thomas Frieden, regarding the slow growth and rollout of H1N1 vaccines which are incubated in eggs: "Even if you yell at the vaccine strains, they don't grow faster."

The Board of Directors has already made up its mind. You can go in there if you want to present your side, but I'm telling you, you'll just be 'yelling at the eggs' if you do.

by Professor Al October 26, 2009