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yelped

Boy, I'm yelped, I'm gonna go to bed.
by chris meredith August 23, 2008
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yelpcunt

A yelpcunt is a female with a yelp account that uses the website for attention whoring and teasing men.
These women engage in the highest drama on the website due their narcissistic nature. The mayhem yelpcunts cause are
flagging off women more attractive than the yelpcunt, arguing on the threads, sending personal messages on the website disparaging any member that is not kissing the yelpcunts butt.

Use caution if you come into contact with a yelpcunt. They can easily flag your yelp account into closure.
Sunny K. was the biggest yelpcunt of all time when she flagging off all the pretty women.
by Soodi October 15, 2013
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yelping gecko

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"
by mega troller November 12, 2013
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Yelptribution

Seeking retribution for a bad dinning experience via reviews on Yelp. Connotates a savage attack review due to a serious culinary or service failing.
It's time to enact some serious Yelptribution on this place! Give me poor service and I'll have my Yelptribution!
by Rabr June 4, 2015
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Yelpgumbo

When you hit yo toe on something an choke on a piece of gum
Yelpgumbo I hit my damn toe an I'm choking on my gum
by What it meant to me September 5, 2017
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Yelpsboss

The true creator of yelp and the father of yelp that gave birth to every living creature
That dude is so yelpsboss
by Ginger fire of blue hell May 13, 2018
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Yelpvalanche

What sometimes happens when someone is caught on video saying or doing something egregiously racist, sexist, xenophobic or just plain insulting: an “avalanche” of posts to the Yelp page for their business, company or employer consisting of angry, profane and sometimes screamingly funny “reviews”’decrying the person and the act.
After someone videoed that guy bullying that sales clerk and it went viral, there was a Yelpvalanche of reviews insulting him and his company. So they fired the SOB.
by Njp2017 June 6, 2018
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