x_xiaos

The all-time xiao simp in TIKTOK.

“X_xiaos tiktok dare so relatable, dude!”
“I know right?”

by sagewashere February 16, 2022

Xiao Dejun

BIG FAT LARGE HORSE COCK MASTER

" Can I have a Xiao Dejun please?"

by xiaojunstan88 December 22, 2020

Xiahou Dun

A guy who got shot in the eye with an arrow, and then pulled the arrow out, with his eye on it AND ATE IT, because
1) His mother gave it to him
2) He's such a badass

"Ow my eye. Oh well, my mother gave it to me"
*Chomp*

by Mushroom_Man July 8, 2004

xiaoven

And only on moonlit nights in the glow from Guyun and in the sound of the Dihua flute is his memory preserved. Gay gay homosexual gay.

“ damn xiaoven. These bitches gay. “

“ venti : this bard would like to play a tune for you
xiao : ..

venti : h—
xiao : i am in love.

Then xiaoven was born. “

by sonic impact March 11, 2021

Xiando

Xiando was originally a scientific term, coined by psychologist Henry Goddard from a Greek word meaning "foolish" and used to describe a person with a genetically determined mental age between 8 and 12 on the Binet scale. It was also once applied to people with an IQ of 51-70 and was a step up from "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and two steps up from "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). The word xiando, along with "retarded" and "feeble-minded" (among others), was once considered a valid descriptor in the psychological community, though these words have all now passed into common slang use, exclusively in a detrimental context.

That person is a xiando!

by Poitiersduchamps November 27, 2007

Xiao

one sexy hot mf. his hair is beautiful and got tattoos on his arm. he it a divine being with a monster shlong. but he's 5'2.

"Are you gonna roll for Xiao?",
"hell yeah, I will murder humanity if I don't get him"

by i need to go to horny jail January 31, 2021

xiangling

Best cook in the genshin impact. I love her

Xiangling is cooking us dinner at dawn winery.

by paylessshoes69 March 23, 2021