Wyoming

Most sparsely populated state in the US. More pronghorn than humans. Yellowstone National Park. The Grand Tetons. Devil's Tower. Wildlife everywhere. Beautiful nature, and some of the last "untouched" wilderness in the lower 48. Lots of cowboys and Taco Johns. People from Wyoming are generally extremely friendly - as long as you fit their idea of an acceptable American. Strangers will wave to you on the road, but if you're not a white straight Christian gun-loving Republican who adheres to the proper gender roles, you will run into a lot of bigotry and ignorance. Wyoming is the self-proclaimed "equality state", but unfortunately, true equality is hard to come by (for the reasons stated above).

People in Europe: So you're American, are you from the East Coast or the West Coast?
Wyomingite: Um, Wyoming.

by vivaceska October 14, 2013

wyoming

a state with a population of two. the biggest buildin is a dudes house.

wyoming is fireworks galore though. no point if ppl cant see em.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005

Wyoming

Wyoming is not a place. It's too square. If you have met anyone who is "from Wyoming," beware, they are probably an FBI agent. No one is from, or visits, Wyoming.

P1: Oh yeah, I went to Wyoming for a business trip last week.
P2: I thought it didn't exist?
P1 (FBI agent): It doesn't...

by Hondacf100! March 24, 2022

Wyoming

A made up place that Dick Cheney claims to be from

Where the hell is Wyoming?

by sillyamerican062 May 16, 2022

Wyoming

A place with little population were the best city to live in is Casper.

Cheyenne sucks lets move to Casper

by Chicago1923 June 10, 2005

Wyoming

A place that lacks civilization

"If you love nothing then you'll love Wyoming."

by botmon teh hero August 31, 2015

Wyoming

The most useless and desolate state in the U.S.

Ron: I'm going to Wyoming to check out Yellowstone.

Jeremy: Where the fuck is Wyoming?

by anonymonusman3232 October 16, 2009