by thugginhard June 25, 2008

by New User November 5, 2013

when your done fucking your girlfriend and she's all like OMG that was great. you take off your condom and slap her in the face with it.
by sir warapper slapper January 24, 2011

by missymosie February 26, 2012

An unmarked police car with a radar gun. Also known as a Hemorrhoid with a Polaroid, or Kojack with a Kodak.
"Careful on your way in to town, there is a plain white wrapper sitting beside the road checking speeds"
by Meatman128 October 1, 2013

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..
Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.
by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Philisophical phrases that everyone knows and groans whenever they hear it. Much like the jokes on penguin wrappers.
Of The Matrix: Reloaded: "Random Bible references and penguin-wrapper philosophy do not a good movie make."
by shen-an-doah October 21, 2003
