I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Citing me for things I would never agree with

Just like you're doing to Nietzsche, Jordan. This isn't a reaction from you. It's your entire schtick. And now that thought kids are dead what do you have to say for yourself? NOTHING. How many children need to die for you to succeed in life and in hiding your own shame. I won't let the pathetic dregs you've supposedly saved shield you forever.

Hym "Now you are citing me for things I would never agree with. And for what? To steal my success from me to make a retard molester not wrong to molest a retard? So breeders can pretend they aren't the scum of the earth? It sure as hell isn't to protect kids. They are already dead and their blood is on your hands. All so you can play golden prophet."

by Hym Iam March 19, 2025

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 September 21, 2016

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021