Would bang

A term used to affirm something is cool or hot, usually in a friendly manner. Not to be taken in a literal sense.

Whoa, they some fresh kicks you got on. Would bang.

by Karrak June 23, 2018

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

would you bang it?

What you say when you are walking down the street or hall with your buddies and you see a hot chick walking in front of you while checking her out.

Mike and I were walking down the hall and I said, "would you bang it?" as Whitney walked ahead of us, she heard me and turned around and smiled at me.

by a neighbor November 12, 2004

Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.

That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.

by Rose Sullivan December 28, 2011

would-bero

A would-be hero, someone who tries to promote themselves by claiming afterwards that they could and would have done something heroic if some (usually minor or irrelevant) factor had been different.

The would-bero claimed that he would have chased down and used his kick-boxing skills to stop the thief who mugged the old lady, if only he'd been wearing his old sneakers rather than the new ones he'd just bought at the time.

by CoinerS July 25, 2012

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016