fornography

the process making pornography of yourself fornicating

*ringringring* "yo! no im not busy, im just making some fornography...yeup right this second, mayunn"

by chloecaliber May 13, 2009

Pornography

Sex on the internet that people watch because they're either unhappy with their sex life or they're just plain ugly and can't get any action.

Bob: Hey.
Joe: Hey man! What's up?
Bob: Nothing, I'm just watching something.
Joe: Oh...What are you watching?
Bob: I'm watching a girl get fucked in the ass.
Joe: ...You're watching pornography?
Bob: Yeah.
Joe: ...Oh...
Bob: Don't you watch it?
Joe: No. I'm happy with my sex life, and I'm not ugly.
Bob: (yells in a pissed off way)Thanks a lot man! (hangs up)
Joe: ...You're welcome...?.....He really is ugly.

by Scooby-doo! November 4, 2009

Pornography

A family friendly movie where you can watch and enjoy with your relatives and family members.

Father: "son wanna go and watch pornography"
Son: "yes dadbut only if Lana Rohades is the main character"

by Pops lary July 8, 2021

Dornography

Having or participating in sex with a door, and recording it

"Bro look at this hot Dorn video!"
"I love Dornography."

by ONEVILAGE December 21, 2022

Rural Pornography

Cheap television programmes, especially popular on British tv on Sunday nights, which although purporting to discuss art/history/the nation's heritage/countryside affairs (tick as appropriate) actually consist of little else than scenic films of fields, sheep and lakes. Mostly used to distract miserable town-dwellers from sorry fact they have an hour long commute to a mind-rotting 8-6 job the following morning to look forward to.

Townie One: Oh shit, I've got to drive to Reading tomorrow to work in admin in a faceless office block.

Townie Two: Let's watch some rural pornography on Countryfile and pretend we're still camping in Wales.

by Wazzup Yokel December 13, 2010

hornography

Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.

I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!

by Jaazu August 24, 2010

Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.

The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018