Walmart Woman

A woman, typically a sizable one who shops at Walmart and shows the common signs of obesity. Usually sits in those scooter wheelchairs and yells to the top of her lungs if she does not get her way.

Person 1: "Hey go grab some Doritos from the shelves down there"
Person 2: "Can't, there's a damn Walmart Woman blocking the aisle"
Person 1: "Let's go move her"
Person 2: "Excuse me ma'am but can I troubl-"
Person 1: "You damn Walmart Woman, Why did you eat him!"
Walmart Woman: "Arrrggghhnnn"

by thechickengoesquack June 13, 2015

My Woman

The woman that is yours heart, mind, body and soul. You love her and she loves you. No matter what happens you will always be together. There is no woman that can make you feel the way that she does.

My woman loves me, thinks of me, and has lustful thoughts of me all day long.

by T.AlwaysB4U January 19, 2009

Woman in White

A lore about a woman in white, or La Llorona, whose husband was unfaithful. When she found out, she'd kill her children who were fathered by her unfaithful husband. Then, out of grief of what she has done, she would take her own life, and come back as a spirt who kills any unfaithful man she comes across.

He thought he saw a woman in white standing over a bridge.

by supernanturallover2245 October 1, 2011

Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 28, 2018

Woman Moment

A term used when a woman does something foolish in a way that is unique to female behavior.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.

Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.

Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.

Woman: *post a photo in a car enthusiasts group, showing off her new car. In the photo, she is leaning against the car while wearing her tightest clothing, her ass sticking out.
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"

Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"

by snоw January 3, 2022

respectable woman

The nicest way possible to call a girl a "Bitch." Instead of using a very "sexist" or insulting term in the eyes of women you call them respectable women. Using this term is a way to induce sarcasm so you don't get shamed on for calling a woman a "bitch."

Julie: Oh my god she's such a bitch.

Freddie: She does seem like a respectable woman.

Derrick: Yo I'm sick and tired of these respectable women. They keep fucking with my feelings.

by GoToYourRoom February 24, 2017

womanatee

Any woman big enough to be compared to a sea cow, applies especially if she's prone to water.

My god, Stewart! Look at the escaped womanatee, she's eating the entire buffet!

by grue June 6, 2005