workness

Something you do at your occupation or carrier.

Keep your workness area free of cluter

by steviemarie August 18, 2013

Work

A weapon of mass mental dementia.

"What's up, Ted?"
"I'm not feeling too great, I think I'm losing my mind."
"Really? Must be work. You can't even take it on an airplane anymore."

by The Dude 2 June 11, 2009

Work

crack cociane

Yo man i got that work

by Mr.Blaze December 24, 2008

work

A Real-life activity you do to gain money.

My Grandma gave me money for working in the garden.

by Sebastian "Puchi" July 30, 2008

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

work

Refering to crack cocaine

I don't owe her any money, she smoked up all my work.

by Sandy Orfanos October 3, 2005

worked

Surfer slang - what happens after falling off your board on a big wave such that you either hit the reef or otherwise get held underwater for a bit.

See that dude get worked on that last wave?

by Rayner January 18, 2004