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Workout buff

Amanda is such a workout buff, her forearms can crack the side of you head.
by joe's momma in law September 27, 2010
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workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)
Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.
by CatSheman October 20, 2010
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20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub
i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'
by always take a hojoe to go November 12, 2015
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4 A.M. Workout

The act of working out by having sex with someone.
Workout friend: You want to workout after work today.
Me: No, I had a 4 a.m. workout with my girlfriend this morning.
by Sanctions March 4, 2013
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Modern Warfare Workout

When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....

Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!

COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
by Mr. Adominals of Steel January 15, 2010
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Ass workout

workout that develops ass muscles. to do it. raise your legs infront of you and flex your ass. 30-50 times. don't overwork it. if soreness or sexual performance worsens call doctor immediatley. side effects might be sitting side ways for days. improvement will be visble after a month.
"I got muscles from my Ass workout"
"Sweet"
by as32safsdfv April 16, 2007
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retroactive workout

The intense physical exercise you engage in the day following a night of excessive eating/drinking.
Man, I drank like thirteen beers last night and had seventeen bagel bites. I need to do a major retroactive workout today to burn off all those calories.
by proboscidae0hey May 15, 2010
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