Woodpecker lips

Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.

I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!

by Rhino43050 August 26, 2024

Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.

Gina was hot and bothered by Peter's woodpecking.

by ArraySlays March 27, 2022

Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.

Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!

by Russel bennet February 1, 2017

woodpecker

a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all

woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it

by Xeries July 20, 2024

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Woodpecker

A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking

Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss

by Tiny_dancer86 March 22, 2022

Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021