wompems

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

by Tyler Call December 9, 2008

wompper

when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.

BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper

by joeberto February 14, 2010

Wompsta

Someone who constantly gets "Womped". Usually a hata or someone named Todd

Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant

Someone who listens to JB music

The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet

Antonym: Gansta

Girl: Cameron is such a Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta

by Gansta T. October 29, 2010

womp fest

An inevitable occurrence for dub-step fans, late into a party, after many drinks have been consumed the music selection gradually transforms from hip-hop / party music to full blown womp (dub-step). As a result many of the girls and non-womp fans leave, creating a straight-up womp fest.

Dude what happened last night, that party turned into a womp fest.

by boatman154 December 31, 2011

Jolly Wompers

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.

George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good

by Flådig Man February 18, 2021

wompy

Another term for vagina

"My Wompy Hurts"
"Stop acting like a wompy"

by Tinibiggs March 31, 2009

womft

Waste Of My Fucking time.

School, homework, and family outings are all a WOMFT!

by Kyle Condie September 19, 2008