Egg

An egg is someone who looks terrible or if you feel like then you say "I feel like an egg" bc eggs just sit there.

Ugh Randall is such an egg.

by east&southwest September 4, 2014

egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

Egg

Some random dude made the egg famous in 2019. It boasts more likes than any Kardashian pic and that says a lot. Who knew that an egg would be so popular? It's crazy but true. You will find this special one of a kind egg on IG. Go see for yourself and like the pic while you're at it. It's amazing and ridiculous but we love it

I can't believe that I wrote a definition of an egg

The egg gets more attention than the Kardashian

The Kardashians are low-key jealous of the egg

by GingerCunt January 19, 2019

Eggs

They belong in a cup and deserve to be eaten with a fork.

"How do you like your eggs?"
"In a cup."

by Mansae3 April 10, 2009

Egg

A literal bullet that you can throw that will hurt like a Cal 50 bullet.

He had eggs in his hand so we yeeted out of there asap.

by Nitrogen2020 December 30, 2020

Egg

Me

I’m an egg

by mertaliyuh November 3, 2018

Egg

Trans person who’s a certified cinnamon roll who can kick your ass

A: “Egg is nice”
B: “they can also kick your ass”

by Takashi Shirogane my beloved January 24, 2023