watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021

witching hour

(n.) A time deep into the evening. Usu. midnight.

(1)Markus was out drinking into the witching hour last night. (2)They say the Dark Horseman only comes during witching hours.

by Smkngmgc July 19, 2004

Watching Cartoons

When you get high off of a recreational drug to the point of hallucination.

1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.

by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011

I'll Be Watching You

The most succesful stalker known to man.

Every breath you take/ Every move you make/ I'll be watching you

by Patricko86 November 14, 2011

milf-watching

When a single person or a group of friends goes to a large dept. store, like Wal-Mart or the mall, and checks out all the young attractive mothers shopping for their children. Usually happens around the holiday season.

Marek- "Dude, I'm so bored right now, I'm really sick of watching porn."

Craig- "Let's go milf-watching then. Their are alot of Milfs at Wal-Mart, I've heard."

by ShawnM23 December 24, 2008