Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 18, 2021
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Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.
by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019
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Noun. Young idiot who frequently tells fibs and is commonly known to cry when watching childish shows.
Guy 1: Did you cry in finding nemo?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: I saw you, stop lying you mollie farrell!
by Mollie is a spastic hawk January 7, 2012
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One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.
Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome
by Weirdo, Shane Farrell March 4, 2018
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One who eats crayons and hates ketchup, proper weirdo.
Aw lads he's on a mad weird buzz, must have Shane Farrell Syndrome
by Weirdo, Shane Farrell March 4, 2018
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An absolute country boi, no matter what you say he will always say the he did it with his bois back in the country.
That kids is such an ethan farrell, What an absolute ethan farrel, What a country kid,
by RYANSHSERRYISGAY October 28, 2019
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