wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Wi-Fi spy

Someone that checks how long you're on the internet and what you do on there.
(e.g. Your Mom)

Person A: Learned something new about my mom today.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

by SustainableGuy September 4, 2018

Wi-Fi

A term used to describe someone who is "Half-White, Half-Filipino".

Person 1: So you're just white, right?
Person 2: No, actually I'm Wi-Fi!
Person 1: Wow, that's so cool. Let me guess. You're father was in the military and got stationed in the Philippines?
Person 2: Haha, yup!

by Yeagermeister_96 September 10, 2018

wi-shi

The act of using a wireless internet connection, such as a laptop computer, while taking a dump.

I knew that I needed to bid on that PEZ dispenser I saw on eBay, but when I got down to it, I needed to drop a mach 1 duece bomb, so I had to booom out a wi-shi.

by PO #255 August 3, 2007

Wi-Five

When u want to high-five someone, but he is on the other side of the room and u both are drunk as fuck to reach out. Its a mix between "wi-fi" and "high-five". Its "high-five"-ing but without physical contact.

-Tell me now, bro, whats wi-five?
- Okay, look now, wi-five is like a high-five, but without cable connection.
- Nice! *wi-fives*

by tooooti May 4, 2015

wi-fe

when you or your wife is traveling and you can only speak over whatsapp or facebook chat etc.

I’m going back to the hotel and talk with my wi-fe

by billclintonisarapistinfowars May 9, 2018