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I'll tell you when you're older

A phrase used when something can't be explained to a child
7-year-old: *catches adolescent brother watching porn* What is this?
Brother: I'll tell you when you're older.
by frabrizio March 23, 2017
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Call me when you want

A lyric of the song named:Montero by Lil nas X

When someone says this sentence, most people continue the lyrics.
Y/n:CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT
Random person :CALL ME WHEN YOU NEED
by MitiOwner May 8, 2021
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When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog
When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit
by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016
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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you
by USA1010 September 24, 2020
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What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

A random sentence someone said on Lovely Peaches' insta live that became a meme. Now people spam it on the insta/tiktok lives of every singer or celeb known to man
Fan: What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Lovely Peaches: Umm... I'd tell him "god bless him" and to work on vocabulary❤️
by stan loona <33 August 9, 2023
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
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do you still sit when you pee?

What one says when you think the other person should have learned how to do or already done by now. It's used as an insult to tell the person theyre pathetic.
50 year old: I've never had sex.

30 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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25 year old: I havent passed my drivers test.

16 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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9 year old: I dont know how to ride a bike.

6 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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8 year old: I dont know how to tie my shoes.

5 year old: Do you still sit when you pee?

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German Guy: Ich habe die USA eingewandert und ich habe seit zwanzig Jahren höre und ich weiß nicht, wie noch Englisch zu sprechen. (I've immigrated to the USA and I've been hear for 20 years and I still dont know how to speak english.)

USA Guy who understands German: Do you still sit when you pee?
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