wheeze

a dumbass

jaiden: “yo kyle is a wheeze”
sarah: “yeah i know”

by jaidensarahtmag January 1, 2018

cheesing the wheeze

When your freind wants you do do him a favour but your too comfortable chilling in your room watching movie and eating popcorn and stuff that you tell him/her that youll do it later.

Man, im cheesing the wheeze right now can't i just ask my mom later?

by Okainen Lehtisalaatii September 7, 2007

fuck wheezer

An obnoxious fuck of a person who wheezes in quiet places, such as a library or a morgue

The fuck wheezer is back and is interrupting my studies

by Laurence Fuddlebottom April 15, 2013

kickin' it with the wheeze

Using the plural construction "we" rather than the singular "I": a characteristic common among latchers when attempting to imply a connection between oneself and a second party

Chloe: Are you going to watch the game tonight?
Sarah: Uh-huh. We'll be at your house at seven.
Chloe: "We"? You mean you & Mark?
Sarah: Yeah, me & Mark; "we."
Chloe: Oh. Kickin' it with the wheeze after just two dates, huh?

by Not Tiffany August 30, 2008

Wheezer

My lover :>

Me love you long time "Birdy"

by Birdy March 8, 2004

Wheezer Kid

1. A kid, who undoubtedly listens to Wheezer, and also is on a field trip, on a bus, on the way to the asshole.

2. A kid who sits on the ground and yells "I don't care! I don't care!" for a half hour.

Well one time I was playing Halo 2 and talking a bunch of crap and suddenly I found myself on a bus, on the way to the asshole, and I'm like "Hey! I'm a Wheezer Kid!"

by Raj O Mac October 28, 2007

Wheezey

A guy, with pinkish hair, who likes to wear dresses and drink a lot.

That guy is a real Wheezey.

by billthered August 20, 2010