crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

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Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

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Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

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