whatev

Use this word when you wish to self-depreciate, brush off an unwanted compliment, or just sound really, really cool.

Chocolate bar Girl: "Why so blue, panda bear?"
Guy: "Whatev."
Both: Hahahahaha

by Slamdarius April 18, 2006

Whatev

Shorter version of "Whatever"

boy1: so do you care if we stop by her house first?
boy2: whatev

by foxy September 24, 2004

whatever-whatever

A euphemism for sexual, or otherwise innapropriate, behavior and body parts.

Sarah Greenberg: Did you hear she got her whatever- whatever pierced?

by Heensterq October 30, 2004

Whatever

1. You just lost and argument and have nothing else logical to say to support your side

2.I think Devin Mays is the best thing since sliced bread

1.Stan: I don't think this is my son.
Jill: yes he is!
Stan: No he definitely isn't.
Jill: I swear he is!
Stan: But the baby is black, and I'm not.
Jill: Whatever!

2. Dean: Have you seen Devin?
Sam: whatever!
Dean: Agreed.

by Dmaysing August 16, 2012

whatever it is

noun:something in the form or close to being a girlfriend

Gianna is Clays whatever it iser.

by ClayBoWho? September 7, 2009

whatevs

An extremely uncool way to say whatever; lack of care; usually linked to nerdy online chatting; used also to mock the dumb online slang and used as a joke

This online talk is real gay but whatevs

by DMoney March 3, 2004

whatever

the worst come-back of all time.

Mary: You are such a hoe who f*cks animals.
Rhonda: Whatever

by Anonymous April 6, 2003