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Wedgie Pong

1.) Six cups are arranged in a pyramid shape on each side of a table and sinking a ping pong ball in one of them grants you the right to give the opposing player a wedgie.

2.) Can be a sober players substitute game whilst his/her friends are playing beer pong.
"Hey dude, let's play some beer pong!"
"You know I don't drink."
"Your side of the table can be wedgie pong then, just come one."
by El Chupacabra Mala October 7, 2009
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A wedgie is a prank in which the victim has their waistband of their underwear pulled up. A wedgie is painful, since the underwear is forced up the butt cheek. Boys that wear briefs are usually targets for wedgies, since briefs are considered un-cool by the cool kids and are more embarrassing than boxers. Wedgies are usually performed to embarrass someone, or for the fun of it. It is one of the more common types of school pranks, usually performed by bullies.

An atomic wedgie is one where the underwear is pulled up and goes over the head. A hanging wedgie is one of the most painful types of wedgies. The victim has their underwear hanging by something, such as a coathook, a flagpole, a tree, etc. It is very painful, since they can be in the wedgie for a very long time. Wedgies are even more embarrassing if you don't have your clothes on (besides the underwear). A melvin is a wedgie performed in the front, rather than the back. If a wedgie is performed and the underwear is pulled really hard, the underwear can rip, causing even more embarrassment.
I am a victim of wedgie torture. Once, at a sleepover, my friends decided to wedgie torture me. First, they stripped me down to nothing but my tightey whiteys. Then, they gave me an atomic wedgie, and forced me to run around their neighborhood in that wedgie. It was very embarrassing. Then they gave me a hanging wedgie on their fence and left me there until nighttime. A bunch of people saw and came by and laughed at me. Then, they took me down and each of them wedgied me 5 times. Finally, they gave me a hanging wedgie on a coathook, which I had to sleep in. I peed a lot of times. It hurt like hell! I was squirming in that wedgie, and my white briefs didn't even rip. The next day, they each got a turn to pull me down as hard as they could until my briefs ripped, which actually took a long time. Then, they sent me home naked. My butt still hurts from that wedgie experience!
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A wedgie is when you wear hanging underwear (or tighty whiteys) that are pulled up to fit inside the ass crack. It causes great pain and is often used as a form of bullying.
Peter, exhausted from PE, went to change his uniform. The school bully, Spike, went up to him and saw him wear tighty whiteys. The school bully yanked him from the waistband and dragged him down the corridor. The wedgie was so horrible, he thought he’d scream. Spike gazed at the flagpole and lowered it, it was torture to Pete. As the rope descended, Peter was hung from the flag pole. Spike made him chug a gallon of water, with laxatives. His mouth was burning. He tied Pete’s hands and legs together and put duct tape over his mouth. He was hoisted nine feet into the air, squirming to get down. Then the recess bell rang. Kids rushed out, only to see Pete hanging, near naked, from the flagpole. Spike yelled “WATCH THIS!” Many kids focused their vision to Spike, as he had a stolen football. He tossed it to land on Peter’s balls. It cause a great deal of pain and he squirmed, pissing in his underwear. It sprayed everywhere. Kids ran to take cover, but Pete wasn’t done yet. He shit all over his underpants, turning the underwear brown. His screaming was muffled. It sagged past his dick and started filling up his undies. Spike took the chance to pull him down further, his balls, dick, and ass in agony. He bounced, trying to get a rip. Pete did, and the rip tore him down from the flagpole. His shit ‘n’ piss filled underwear tore, his ass and dick out. He was tied together, trying to wriggle away to no avail. Spike then ran up as fast as he could, and kicked him right in his balls.
by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
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when someone grabs either the front of your underwear or the back and pulls up as high as they can go
True Story

I was walking home from school and and the three school bullies jumped me. they tied my hands behind my back blindfolded me and made me walk to some place i still dont know of. they untied my hands and gave me a hanging wedgie. they took off the blindfold and started laughing at me. they made me call my parents and say that i was staying over at my friends for 1 or 2 days. one of them pulled my legs down as far as they could go and they each took turns punching and kicking me in the balls for about 5 minutes each. they then took me down still in a wedgie and tied my hands together. the main bully gave me a superman wedgie and flew me into the bathroom. they gave me a swirly for 30 seconds while still in the wedgie put me in a hanging wedgie for a minute, then gave me another swirly for a minute. they then took me to the closet, and there was a hook on both sides. they put the front of my underwear on one hook and the back on the other hook. they then put duct tape over my mouth and left me there for about 3 hours. they came back fed me rotten food, and then made me drink 3L of water. they then took me down blindfoled me and put me on a flagpole in the school. i had to wait until someone came to get me down. i was in a wedgie for a total of 37 hours.
by anomuss January 3, 2012
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Zeddie Wedgie

A derogatory physical action based on a normal wedgie followed by a swift Zoro style sideways action while maintaining grip of the persons underwear, adding substantially to the discomfort/pain experienced by the subject. Vocal sound effects can also be added.
"Dude that guy totally gave you a wedgie!"

"No way man.. it was so painful it must have been a Zeddie Wedgie!!!"
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Were underwear is yanked up the butt crack by the waist band.
Me and my friends were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and if you forefitted you got 5 kicks in the balls. I was dared to be given a wedgie and my friend gave it and ripped my white american eagle's front and back. My butt was in pain then he still kicked me in the balls.
by Master876 January 1, 2015
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For nerds like me getting wedgies is unfortunate. Your underwear gets yanked up your buttocks, its my bullys favorite thing to do. One time i was wearing a thong (they are comfortable) and Calvin (the jock who bullys me) dragged me to his locker where he put me on the coathook, then he took photos which he then put kn his Instagram app. He would not let me out for tge whole day.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
Calvin gave me 4 different wedgies today, my ass is burning.
by guki gang June 18, 2018
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