weeples

An affectionate term for your group of friends, originating in California's Bay Area.

These are my weeples.

by Sara Surprise March 15, 2008

weepin

An adjective that describes something so good that it makes you cry. I.e., drives you to tears, or makes you "weep". A positive reaction. A slang contraction of "weeping".

1. Did you see Lebron's dunk? Man, it was weepin!
2. BestBuy has a weepin deal on ipods this week.

by buffaloTwo September 26, 2007

wempt

To leave, usually Internet group or chatroom, in a bad mood, perhaps dramatically. Flounce may be used in a similar way.

It first appeared in the DMU group on Flickr.

It would seem to be a combination of "to wimp out" and the past participle of "to go" (went).

This thread makes me want to wempt from this place.

by Garry Nixon April 22, 2006

Weedpiphany

An epiphany one has while high. The smoker will think that they have made a new descovery. They will then proceed to tell other fellow smokers about their great new idea/thought, or write it down on paper to show later.

Thinker: Hey dude, imagine if we weren't the only ones here? How bout if there are creatures living amoung us that we've never heard or seen of?

Thinker's friend: DUDE did you just make a weedpiphany! Here's some paper, write that shit down!

by WeedPyschic June 23, 2010

Weepens of Deeth

"Weapons of Death" spoken with a strong New Zealand accent. Spoken often by New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Arden and members of the NZ government and media after the Christchurch mosque shooting in reference to gun control.

"Weepens of Deeth have no place of the streets of New Zealand"

-A New Zealand lawmaker

by Plutonium-239 October 17, 2020

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011