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Sham-Weeding

Utilizing Products Advertised By Vince Offer Shlomi In Order To Smoke Your Weed. This Art Is Only Used As A Last Resort To Get Your Fix Of The Devil's Lettuce.

In Order To Do This, You Gotta Chop Up The Dope With The "Slap Chop" And Then Roll It In A Small Cut Of "Sham-Wow"
"Are You High Man?"

"Yeah, But I Lost My Pipe, So I Had To Resort To Sham-Weeding"

"Dude That Sucks... But At Least Youre High!"
by Sparkyyy2009 August 4, 2009
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Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.
"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"
by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006
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de-weeding

The taking of ones ass virginity.

Derived from the term ( deflowering )
Louis: "Hey dude, did you get Stacy's beak last weekend?"

Stephen:"No dude....but i did talk her into a nice De-weeding"

Louis: " Well what's that?"

Stephen: "I took her buttginity"

Louis: " Oh,.....Tru"
by Cap'n Huuq July 28, 2010
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weeping jap

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.
"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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Weeing

Don't mind me, I'm weeing.

Jimmy was so silly the other day, he must have been weeing.
by Ryan Harms September 18, 2005
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Werbing

Werbing is a verb that describes a person who slides through a self-closing door as late as possible without touching the door itself, accompanied by a slurping noise, as if they were being suck through the door. A true Werber would get from A to B the werbiest way. (The route with most self-closing doors)

Origin: Stumbled upon by two fellow classmates. Had no meaning at first, but was later named after a game they both liked that didn't have a name.
(the joy of a person after Werbing) Did you see the way I werbed through that door! It was wicked man....
by Werby1000 March 12, 2011
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weeding

the act of smoking pot/weed/reefer/ganja/mary jane/marijuana/buddha etc.
"Oh, last night me and Fed were weeding. Dude, we got soo smacked!!!"
by Mina Lee May 2, 2005
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