waking the neighbors

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming

When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

by Samuel is not my name... June 10, 2009

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

wearing the bib

eating a girl out

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

by briankelly January 19, 2011

Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!

Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.

by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Tortoise wearing jeans

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

china's final warning

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.

Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

by TaiwanNo1 August 3, 2022