Waffling

Masturbating. Like, a lot.

I'm waffling myself now and a lot in general lately.

by Cooptastic January 22, 2016

waffling

1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.

1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)

by Wiggity-wack August 30, 2004

waffling

Changing one's position on an issue

Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides

by Paul Xiano August 21, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

Waffling

When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.

After our date my poppet I’m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling

by Proper Wordisms July 5, 2019

waffling

To smack someone in the face with your penis.

Miranda loves waffling herself and others!

by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007

Blue Waffling

The act of referring to, or showing a picture of, a blue waffle while someone is eating.

Guy 1: Lets go blue waffling during lunch today.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah, man.

by deathgamer94 October 17, 2011