Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk

1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker

by le meilleur December 16, 2016

WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wanker

A Scottish phrase meaning to play with your cock or vagina. Or just to give pleasure!

1) I actually fucking hate you, you wanker!
2) How big of a wanker are you?

by ChildishCheetah June 21, 2018

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wanker

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016