Whackatitis

When you are severally addicted to beating your meat and you will randomly ditch parties, family gatherings, etc to jerk your sausage. Eventually you will develop a shrunken and limp penis like a small gummy worm.

Dr.Bing Bong: I’m sorry Gary you have developed whackatitis.
Gary: Oh no

Whackatitis by thicccboy99 June 24, 2021

wahacha 

its a random phrase to use when your feeling silly.

im feeling wahacha today

wahacha by doctorsweetnips December 11, 2023

wahacha 

refering to someone silly

man, Wahacha!

wahacha by doctorsweetnips December 13, 2023

Whackashmacks 

Meaning obstacles, chaotic things, or overall crazy stuff no one would normally understand.

Person 1: How was your day?

Person 2: It was full of whackashmacks! I saw a UFO getting abducted by a cow and I saw a tower crash into a plane!

Whackashmacks by PizzaGuy2711 March 17, 2024

whackadocious  

Someone gambling on a machine who constantly taps or whacks the deal draw button for no reason while irritating everyone around

She was very whackadocious while playing keno.

whackadocious by Daddy 4 You April 24, 2024

Whacka-mole 

When you got two girls on their knees and you put your dick in their mouths but switch fast and to avoid them biting your dick off

Me, Kate, and Tiffany played Whacka-mole last night and they bit my dick off!

Whacka-mole by HMCode January 11, 2025

Brudda whacka

Any lightweight, long, slenderish (fits in say...3 year old hand) item, typically 2-3 feet in length, the business end of the device will hold the “whacka” such as a hot wheels car launcher, Ball of petrified play dough, etc. at the end of 3-4 connected hot wheels tracks.

Son: “mom!! Bodhi’s chasing me with the brudda whacka AGAIN”

Mom: “he’s learning what it looks like to run slow”

Brudda whacka by Secret Seattle squirrel October 12, 2020