volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

by QuacksO March 15, 2023

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

Volume

1. How loud or quiet something is
2. The space that a 3D object takes up
3. An entry in a series
4. A quantity of something
5. Geez, why has this word got so many definitions?

"There was a large volume in the collection of giant speakers."

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

wog volume

Foghorn level speech that sounds normal to wogs, however, exceeds normal talking volume to non-wogs.

They are talking at Wog Volume again.

by thena15 August 27, 2022

Volume

They don't all need to be great the sheer volume is what makes it undeniably good. ALL of you are doing it.... A LOT. Objectively brilliant.

Hym "It's the volume of it, you know? You're ALL doing it all the time. AND my reach is being stifled. It's like I'm a retard in a group home and YOU don't want me to have the reach I might otherwise have should you not intervene. Ooooookkkkk. Ok. Is there some kind of boundary I'm crossing here!? OK. Ooooohhhh no. I get it. YOU'RE WRONG TO TRY AND STOP ME. That's the takeaway. You should be minding your own business right now. Don't worry about how much reach I have. Do worry about who I'm interacting with. It's none of your business... You don't have a right to stop me."

by Hym Iam January 18, 2023

The Volume

Best Singy Songy ever. Write No jokes.

The volumes an astounding singer, you shitin me a bill gates too.

by Hersurmount May 19, 2022

low volume

Very relaxing/chill environment. Usually pertains to music, especially with Jazz and Funk genres, but can also be used to describe one's surroundings.

The band, Vulfpeck, often plays low volume funk.

Friend: How was your day today?
You: It was fine. Not much is happening, so it's just been a pretty low volume day.

by Ripple_the_boi May 9, 2021